Here are some NHL players unofficial resolutions for the upcoming year.
Tyler Myers - Vancouver Canucks
More like 3 sticks per period.
Evander Kane - teamless
Evander Kane has big visions for 2022.
Loui Eriksson, Arizona Coyotes
Jesse Puljujarvi, Edmonton Oilers
Apparently seeing Puljujarvi digging for gold on the bench is a common site in Edmonton. It's his secret formula to being a prolific scorer.
Auston Matthews, Toronto Maple Leafs
Phil Kessel, Arizona Coyotes
If 2022 for Phil is anything like how his 2021 was, hotdog sales in Arizona will still be at record-high for a third straight year.
Brendan Lemieux, LA Kings
Just keep your mouth closed, Brendan.
Everything in this article is for spoof, and none of it is meant to be taken seriously. Happy 2022 NHL fans
